Request: Doctor Orpheus

A one Brian Dorfman scratched a name in blood on a parchment which he then cast into the sultry flames of a burning coffin at the stroke of midnight on a Tuesday! This name was communed to me by the spirit of a motorcycle mechanic who died of diabetes, and this name was that of DOCTOR ORPHEUS, NECROMANCER OF THE ORDER OF THE TRIAD.

Ahem. If you too would like to use the eldritch forces asleep deep inside the earth to relay a request to me, you are going to have to ask someone else how to do that. However, if you want you can do it electrically over the computer networks. Would that be okay? If so, make sure you read up on the guidelines before you take a crack at the button on the sidebar, cool?

1 comment:

Katy said...

Oh man, I love Dr. O